Perhaps you've heard of this before. Word has it that Hamish and Andy have already tackled the big issues here. Basically, Lazy Patch designs and makes "Duvet Suits" or "Doona Suits", depending on your word preference.
Luckily, the makers seem to have an awesome sense of humour about their product. One of the listed features of the product is its extra large pockets "for life's essentials, ie tv remote, mobile phone, pizza menus". And on their website (http://www.lazypatch.com/) some clever cat has listed all the advantages of such a suit:
* Lazy days on the couch. Waking up on those freezing cold mornings or returning home from work on those dark dreary nights - throw away those old tracky dacks and baggy jumper.
* No need to get out from under the quilt while leaving the couch (great for those quick toilet breaks!)
And my personal favourite:
* Pretend you're in the opening snow scene from The Empire Strikes Back
Will I be buying a doona suit? No. Certainly not. Will I continue to be amused every time the ad comes on the telly? Yes. Oh, for sure yes.